Facial Booklette

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A smelly online thing where you post your life like it’s a bad smell in a lunchroom.
I can’t believe my ex still posts selfies on Facial Booklette. I had to leave the room.
My mom joined Facial Booklette just to see my cousin’s dog do the cha-cha.
My teacher makes us log on to Facial Booklette during math. It’s like math and torture.
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A place where people pretend they're important by tagging their friends in stupid pictures.
My friend tagged me in a picture of her cat wearing a hat. I had to reply with a picture of my dog in a tutu.
My dad tagged my grandma in a post about his new beard. It’s now trending.
My crush tagged me in a photo of our class. I had to reply with a heart emoji and a side-eye.
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A website that turns your life into a never-ending group project with your enemies.
My ex posted a status about how much he hates me. I had to reply with a video of my dog eating his homework.
My crush and I got into a fight on Facial Booklette. Now we’re both on the same group project.
My mom posted a status about my dad’s new job. I had to comment with a picture of him in a clown suit.
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A digital place where people argue about the color of the sky and who has the best snacks.
My friend and I had a 10-minute argument on Facial Booklette about whether blue is a color or a feeling.
My crush posted a picture of his snack. I had to comment with a picture of my snack and a side-eye.
My teacher made us argue about the sky’s color on Facial Booklette. It was like school but worse.
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A website where people post their lives like they’re on a never-ending game show.
My mom posted a video of her singing. I had to comment with a picture of my dog doing karaoke.
My dad won a prize on Facial Booklette. Now he thinks he’s a celebrity.
My crush posted a status about his day. I had to reply with a picture of me doing my homework like it’s a reality show.
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