Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Knowing your face is so big it could choke a horse.

My face is so big, I could start a trend.

I walk in and people whisper, 'Is that a face or a billboard?'

I tried to fit in a photo and now I look like a pizza with extra cheese.

2

When you know your face is so ugly it could scare a ghost.

I looked in the mirror and screamed, 'Why is my face so angry?'

My face is so bad, it could win a contest for 'Most Likely to Be Banned from Instagram.'

I showed my face to my dog and it ran away.

3

Realizing your face is so big it could be a new kind of sandwich.

I'm not just big. I'm a full meal.

People think I'm eating a burger when I'm just looking at my face.

My face is so big, it has its own zip code.

4

When you know your face is so wide it could be used as a door.

I’m not wide. I’m a door with a personality.

I walk in and people think I’m opening a new restaurant.

I tried to fit through a doorway and now I’m stuck like a stuck record.

5

When you know your face is so long it could be a hallway.

I walk in and people think I’m leading a parade.

My face is so long, it has its own time zone.

I looked in the mirror and it looked like a long, boring meeting.