facial aesthetics

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Facial aesthetics is when your face is so hot it could melt the competition and still have energy to laugh at them.
My face is so good, I made my ex cry and his new girlfriend ran away.
I walked in the room, and the whole bar stopped talking. I didn’t even try.
My face is so good, my dog stares at me like I’m a god.
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Facial aesthetics is when your face is so good, it’s like having a personal spotlight that never turns off.
My face is so good, I got a compliment from a guy who just got out of jail.
I looked in the mirror, and my face said, 'I’m not even trying.'
My face is so good, I scared my mom’s new boyfriend.
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Facial aesthetics is when your face is so good, it’s like having a whole team of celebrities working for you.
My face is so good, the guy at the coffee shop asked me to be his girlfriend.
I walked into class, and the teacher was like, 'Why are you here? Go be a model.'
My face is so good, I got a text from my ex saying, 'I miss your face.'
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