facia spashata

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A girl whose face looks like it was hit by a truck and then stepped on by a donkey. Also called a prawn.
Her face is like a broken toaster. I’m not even mad, I’m just impressed.
She walked in and my dog ran out screaming. That’s a facia spashata.
I saw her face and immediately texted my mom: 'They’re making a new horror movie.'
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A girl so ugly, her face makes your eyes cry. Also known as a prawn.
She looks like she got into a fight with a raccoon and lost.
I saw her face and I instantly felt sorry for my ex.
Her face is so bad, it deserves its own Instagram account.
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A girl with a face so messed up, it’s like a war zone. Also called a prawn.
Her face looks like it was burned with a toaster and then stabbed with a fork.
I saw her and I thought my dog was trying to scare me.
She walked in and the room went silent. That’s a facia spashata.
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