fachoy

I dipped my rice in fachoy and now my tongue is permanently stained

My mom makes fachoy every Friday and it smells like a dead raccoon in a trash can

I tried to drink fachoy straight from the bottle and now I think I'm going to die

My soup tastes like prison food because I used fachoy instead of salt

I put fachoy in my noodles and it was like eating a wet sock

My dad said fachoy is the only thing he likes about Chinese food

I used fachoy on my egg rolls and now I want to cry

My friend said fachoy is like a curse from a Chinese dragon

I put fachoy on my pizza and now I think I’m being punished