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'She eats pizza like it’s her job, but still looks good in a tank top.'

'He’s got a gut like a sleeping bear, but his smile could melt ice cream.'

'She’s got hair like a dog’s nest, but still turns heads at the mall.'

'She eats a whole cake and still looks good in a swimsuit.'

'He’s got a gut like a donut, but his voice is smooth as a lullaby.'

'She’s got thighs like tree trunks, but still gets catcalls on the bus.'

'She eats like a horse, but still looks good in a dress.'

'He’s got a gut like a mountain, but his eyes are like a sunset.'

'She’s got a face like a pizza, but still gets asked out by the mailman.'