fachili

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a way to say something is 100% true, like you just saw it happen with your own eyes and it was glorious
Fachili, I saw that guy trip over his own shoelace.
Fachili, that cake was so good, it should have a medal.
Fachili, that kid got suspended for drawing a mustache on the principal's face.
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a fancy way to say something is totally certain, like you bet your last dollar on it
Fachili, that dog ran faster than a fire truck.
Fachili, that pizza was so bad, it cried.
Fachili, that test was so easy, I could have done it blindfolded.
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a wild and loud way to say something is definitely real, like you're screaming it from the top of a mountain
Fachili, that ice cream was so good, I could have married it.
Fachili, that kid failed math so hard, the teacher got a headache.
Fachili, that bird flew so fast, it left a trail of glitter.
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a way to say something is totally true, like you just saw it happen and you're not lying
Fachili, that cat climbed the fridge like it was a skyscraper.
Fachili, that movie was so bad, it should have been a nap.
Fachili, that kid got detention for arguing with a pencil.
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a way to say something is definitely true, like it's written in the stars and you're not making it up
Fachili, that cake was so good, it should have been a religion.
Fachili, that test was so easy, it should have been a game show.
Fachili, that bird flew so fast, it left a trail of glitter.
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