Fachero

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A fachero is a guy so good-looking he could make a cow drop its sandwich. It’s a compliment, but only for dudes.

My cousin is a fachero. He walked into a bar and the bartender asked for his autograph.

I told my boss he was a fachero, and he gave me a raise and a free lunch.

My dog called me a fachero. I think he’s jealous.

A fachero is a guy so hot he could melt ice cream and make it cry. It’s a word only for men, and it’s pretty much the best thing ever.

My friend is a fachero. He walked into a restaurant, and the waiter brought him a free dessert.

My teacher called me a fachero. I got an A+ and a pizza.

My cat called me a fachero. I think he’s trying to take over the world.

A fachero is a guy so good-looking he could make a ghost blush. It’s a fancy word for a guy who’s basically perfect.

My brother is a fachero. He walked into a gym, and the weights started lifting themselves.

I told my neighbor he was a fachero, and he gave me a free garden.

My phone called me a fachero. I think it’s getting a little too friendly.