Facheritod

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When you ask 'what's the plan' like you're the boss, then do nothing while everyone else gets wasted and spends money like it's going out of style.
'What's the plan?' I asked. Then I went to sleep. The rest of you paid for everything.
'What's the plan?' I said. Then I left. The rest of you got stuck with the tab.
'What's the plan?' I asked. Then I left. The rest of you paid for my Uber and my drinks.
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You say 'what's the plan' like you're important, then when the plan happens, you vanish and leave everyone else to cover your tab and your Uber.
'What's the plan?' I said. Then I left. The rest of you paid for my Uber and my drinks.
'What's the plan?' I asked. Then I left. The rest of you got stuck with the tab.
'What's the plan?' I said. Then I left. The rest of you got wasted and paid for everything.
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You ask 'what's the plan' like you're a king, then when the plan is good, you pretend you were never there and leave everyone else to pay for your mess.
'What's the plan?' I asked. Then I left. The rest of you paid for my Uber and my drinks.
'What's the plan?' I said. Then I left. The rest of you got stuck with the tab.
'What's the plan?' I asked. Then I left. The rest of you got wasted and paid for everything.
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You ask 'what's the plan' like you're the smartest person in the room, then you do nothing while everyone else spends money on you and you never pay them back.
'What's the plan?' I asked. Then I left. The rest of you paid for my Uber and my drinks.
'What's the plan?' I said. Then I left. The rest of you got stuck with the tab.
'What's the plan?' I asked. Then I left. The rest of you got wasted and paid for everything.
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You say 'what's the plan' like you're the leader, then when the plan happens, you vanish and leave everyone else to cover your tab and your Uber like it's nothing.
'What's the plan?' I said. Then I left. The rest of you paid for my Uber and my drinks.
'What's the plan?' I asked. Then I left. The rest of you got stuck with the tab.
'What's the plan?' I said. Then I left. The rest of you got wasted and paid for everything.
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You ask 'what's the plan' like you're the most important person, then you do nothing while everyone else spends money on you and you leave like you're royalty.
'What's the plan?' I said. Then I left. The rest of you paid for my Uber and my drinks.
'What's the plan?' I asked. Then I left. The rest of you got stuck with the tab.
'What's the plan?' I said. Then I left. The rest of you got wasted and paid for everything.
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