facha

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A facha is a fascist who thinks they're the king of Spain. They're loud, dumb, and think everyone else is a loser.

"I'm a facha and I'm gonna beat you up!", A guy at a bar who can't spell 'fascist'.

My uncle is a facha. He yells at the TV and thinks the 80s were the best decade ever.

Facha is just a fancy word for 'asshole who thinks they're important'.

When you're right and someone else is wrong, you yell 'facha!' like it's the best thing ever. It's like winning the lottery.

"FACHAAAAA!!! I told you the pizza was gonna be bad!", Me, after my brother ate the whole pie.

My friend said 'facha!' so loud, the dog ran away.

I screamed 'facha!' and my mom gave me a cookie. It was worth it.

A facha is someone who judges you based on how you look. They don’t care if you're smart, just if you're hot or cool.

My teacher called me a facha because I wore pajamas to school. I was just tired.

He’s a facha. He looked at me and said, 'You’re ugly, so you must be dumb.'

I went to a party and got called a facha because I wore socks with sandals.

A facha is a political insult that means you're not cool. It's like being told you're the worst by your best friend.

My brother is a facha. He said I wasn’t cool because I like anime. I’m still cool.

The politician called me a facha and I told him to go eat a sandwich.

I got called a facha at school. I told the teacher, 'You're a facha too!'

A facha is your adopted dad. He loves your adopted brother more. He’s like your dad, but worse.

My adopted dad is a facha. He always gives my brother extra candy.

I told my facha, 'Why do you love my brother more?' He said, 'Because he’s cooler.'

My facha is my dad. He is also a facha. That makes me confused.