1 A fancy word for face that only losers and posers use to sound cool Expand Hey fach, you look like a dead raccoonI saw your fach and I knew you were trashFach, you're the reason I hate mirrors + Examples
2 How tiny people and those weird umps get it on and make more umps Expand Those umps are faching like they're at a family reunionThat ump just fached his brotherI saw the umps faching in the park like it was a holiday + Examples
3 A quick-hitting girl who slaps you like you owe her money Expand That fach slapped me harder than my momShe’s a fach and she hit me with a pizzaHe asked her out and she fached him + Examples
4 A gross disease that gives you a circle of meat on your face like you got a bad haircut from a goat Expand My face looks like a goat gave me a haircutThat cow fach is making me sickMy fach is so bad, I look like a soggy donut + Examples
5 When you drink so much chooch you think you're a superhero and your face is glowing like a neon light Expand I fached so hard I passed out in the grocery storeThat chooch made me fach like a lunaticI fached and I don’t remember my own name + Examples
6 An Italian word for faces, but in America it’s used like a punchline and said like it’s the best word ever Expand Fach, you’re the worstFach! I’m going to fach youFach, I don’t even know what you’re talking about + Examples
7 When Frodo Dodo doesn’t run, just jogs, and the faching is barely worth the effort Expand Frodo Dodo jogged and it was the worst faching everHe fached like he was walking to schoolThat faching was so weak, it didn’t even make me laugh + Examples