FaceyB

My gay cousin logged on to FaceyB and cried because he got 12 friend requests

My mom's FaceyB is full of old people and her ex-husband

I saw my teacher's FaceyB and she posted a selfie with her cat wearing a wig

My brother got into a fight on FaceyB because his ex said he was ugly

I saw my dog on FaceyB and he had 500 likes

My dad's FaceyB is just pictures of his sandwich and his goldfish

My aunt's FaceyB is just statuses about her bunions and her ex

My friend posted on FaceyB that he got a D on his math test and cried

My neighbor's FaceyB is full of selfies and he's 70 years old