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When you stare at your phone like it's the last piece of pizza on Earth and forget that life is happening outside your face.

I didn't see the firetruck because I was arguing with a chicken on Facebook.

My boss walked in and I was still typing a message to my pet goldfish.

I missed my mom's birthday because I was trying to prove my ex wrong.

When you're so deep in your online world that you think your ex is still your best friend and your dog is commenting on your posts.

I got fired because I was typing a reply to a meme instead of working.

I didn't realize my dog was eating my shoes because I was live-streaming my breakfast.

I told my boss I was sick because I was arguing with a sock on Instagram.

When you're so lost in your online life that you think your phone is alive and it's talking back to you.

I didn't answer the door because I was watching a cat fight on TikTok.

I told my mom I was in a relationship with my phone.

I cried because my dog didn't like my Instagram post.

When you're so glued to your phone that you think the world is ending because your favorite meme got 10 likes instead of 100.

I didn't go to school because I was counting how many likes my chicken got.

I missed my flight because I was fighting with my brother on Discord.

I told my teacher I was sick because I was arguing with a duck on Twitter.

When you're so online that you think your pet is your only friend and your boss is just a distraction.

I didn't show up to work because I was arguing with my goldfish on Facebook.

I told my parents I was moving to the moon because I was live-streaming my cat.

I cried because my dog didn't like my TikTok dance.

When you're so lost in your online life that you think your ex is still your best friend and your dog is just there for the likes.

I didn't eat dinner because I was replying to a post about my ex's hair.

I told my boss I was sick because I was fighting with my ex on Instagram.

I cried because my dog didn't like my TikTok post.