Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A smelly, fake version of Facebook. It's like Facebook but with more ads and less privacy.

Hey, why are you still on Facey? You should've deleted it years ago.

I post on Facey just so my ex can see my perfect life.

My Facey timeline is full of pictures of my dog and my food.

2

When someone’s face is so annoying, it's like they’re in every photo, every video, and every group chat. They’re everywhere, and it's annoying.

That Facey person is in every photo at the party. What's their problem?

She's Facey. I saw her in the grocery store, the restaurant, and my mom’s Facey story.

He’s Facey. He's in my Facey story, my sister’s Facey story, and my dog’s Facey story.

3

People with pretty faces that make everyone else look like they were born in a trash can. They get attention just by walking in.

That guy is Facey. He looks like he stepped out of a magazine.

She's Facey. I’ve never seen someone with such perfect skin.

He’s Facey. He could be a model and no one would question it.

4

Someone with a nice face. Not the best, but good enough to get a second look.

She’s Facey. I saw her in the grocery store and thought she looked familiar.

He’s Facey. I’ve seen him in class before, but I didn’t know his name.

She’s Facey. I would’ve asked her out if I weren’t too shy.

5

A blunt or joint you smoke all by yourself. No friends, no fun, just you and the smoke.

I smoked a Facey blunt by myself. No one asked me to join.

That Facey joint was the only one I had. I didn’t want to share.

I took a Facey hit and felt like a king for 10 minutes.

6

When you make a face that shows you're angry, bored, or just plain annoyed. It's like your face is doing the talking for you.

He gave me the Facey. I knew he was mad before he even said a word.

She gave me the Facey. I thought she was going to cry.

He gave me the Facey. I knew I had to apologize right then.

7

When someone looks hot. They could be walking in, and you're already thinking about asking them out.

That guy is Facey. He looked hot enough to be my next boyfriend.

She’s Facey. She looked like she stepped out of a movie.

He’s Facey. He looked like he just came from a photoshoot.