Faceworm

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A person who can't shut up on Facebook and says stupid stuff that makes you want to throw your phone out the window.

Why are you sad? I'm fine. I just ate a taco.

You're getting married? Cool. I'm single. I have no life.

Your dog died? That's sad. I have 1000 cats. They're all alive.

A human who thinks they're the funniest person ever and comments on everything like it's their job.

Your vacation picture? It's a sunset. I took a picture of my breakfast. It's better.

You failed a test? I failed 10 tests. I'm a genius.

You're going to college? I'm going to space. I've got a rocket.

Someone who can't stop talking on Facebook and says things so dumb you want to scream into a pillow.

You're getting a pet? I have 300 pets. They all hate me.

Your mom is cool? My mom is a dragon. She eats my homework.

You're watching a movie? I'm watching a movie about my toes.

A person who comments on everything like they're the only one who matters and nobody else is cool.

You're going to the store? I go to the moon. It's way cooler.

You're eating pizza? I eat pizza every day. I'm a pizza god.

You're tired? I'm always tired. I'm a superhero.

A human who comments on every post like they’re paid to be annoying and nobody else has a brain.

You’re going to sleep? I never sleep. I’m a vampire.

You got a B on a test? I got a Z. That’s the best grade ever.

You like cats? I like cats. I also like turtles. They’re better.

Someone who thinks they’re the center of the universe and comments on everything like it’s a big deal.

You’re going to a party? I’m going to a party in space. It’s way more fun.

You’re happy? I’m always happy. I’m a happy robot.

You’re watching TV? I’m watching TV with my 1000 friends.