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When you drink so much beer you stumble like a drunk chicken and crash face-first into something rough, leaving your face a map of sidewalk burns and gravel scars.
I facewalked into a gravel pile and now my face looks like a fried egg.
At the park, I facewalked into a hill and got a face full of grass and dirt.
After the fifth beer, I facewalked into a concrete wall and now my nose is a new shade of brown.