FaceTune

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A stupid app that lets you fix your ugly face so you look like a model, even though you know your followers are all fake bots.

I spent 20 minutes on FaceTune just to look half-decent for my 3 followers.

My face is so messed up, I need FaceTune to survive the day.

I used FaceTune so much, my face is now a filter.

When you can smell someone’s fart through their deodorant, and you know it's coming from their armpits.

That deodorant smells like a gym sock. I can tell you're a sweaty beast.

I think you used deodorant as a substitute for a shower.

Your armpits are leaking and your deodorant is lying to you.

When you use FaceTune to look good, but you make everyone else look like they just woke up from a coma.

I looked like a model, and my friend looked like a raccoon that got hit by a truck.

I used FaceTune so I looked like a beauty queen, and my sister looked like a ghost.

I made myself look like a movie star, and my dog looked like a failed experiment.

When everything you see on TV or in movies is fake, because they just green-screened it over real life.

That actor didn't even act like he was in a real car crash. It was all fake.

The revolution didn't happen, it was just a green screen and a bunch of people pretending.

That movie looked like it was made in a high school drama class.