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A fake friend who pretends to like you but really just wants to mess with your head and make your life a living hell.
'Hey bro, I saw your post about your mom and I just had to comment, 'This is the worst thing I've ever seen.''
'You asked me to help with your project. I said yes. Then I added 2000 words about how you're the worst human being ever.'
'I blocked you on Facebook. Then I added you back. Then I sent you a message that said, 'I hope you die.'
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The worst kind of friend who acts like they care, but they're just waiting for you to fail so they can laugh at you.
'You posted a photo of your dog and I commented, 'This dog is the worst dog ever.' You didn't reply. I felt accomplished.'
'You texted me, 'Hey, how are you?' I replied, 'I'm fine, but your life is the worst.''
'You asked me to help you with your math test. I said yes. Then I failed you on purpose.'
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A person who knows you, but still chooses to be the biggest pain in the ass you've ever had.
'You posted a photo of your lunch. I said, 'This is the worst lunch I've ever seen. You should eat rocks.''
'You asked me to help you with your homework. I said yes. Then I made you do 100 push-ups.'
'You sent me a message that said, 'Hey, how are you?' I replied, 'I'm fine, but you're the worst.'
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