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Facetown is when you drink so fast and so hard you turn into a drunk mess that no one wants to look at. It's like being the mayor of a town that's completely ruined by alcohol.
I drank three shots in ten seconds. Now I'm in Facetown. My face is a map of regret.
Facetown hit me like a truck. I don't remember the last ten minutes.
He went from sober to Facetown in five minutes. Now he's talking to the ceiling.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Facetown is when you're so wasted you think you're a king, but everyone else knows you're just a fool who can't stop drinking.
I'm in Facetown and I think I'm the king of the bar. Everyone else just laughs at me.
She got in Facetown and started dancing on the table. Her friends were proud.
He drank so much he thinks he's a superhero. He's just in Facetown.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Facetown is when your brain goes on vacation and your mouth starts a riot. You're drunk, you're loud, and you're just sad you didn’t bring a bigger drink.
My brain went to Facetown. My mouth started a war. I don’t know why I’m still talking.
He went to Facetown and started yelling at the bartender. No one knows why.
I took my brain to Facetown and left my sense of shame behind.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Facetown is when you're so drunk you can't tell your feet from your face, and you're just hoping someone will save you from your own stupidity.
I can't tell if I'm in Facetown or if my face is just really drunk.
She can’t tell if she’s in Facetown or if she’s just been hit by a train of drinks.
He thinks his face is a drink. He’s in Facetown.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Facetown is when you're so wasted you think you're on a mission from God, but it's just your brain trying to escape your own stupidity.
I got a mission from God in Facetown. It just said, 'Drink more.'
She thinks she's saving the world in Facetown. It's just her brain on a break.
He got a divine message from Facetown. It told him to throw more shots.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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