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To be so messed up you don’t even know what’s real anymore. You do something wild that either blows everyone’s mind or makes them laugh until they cry.
I facetored after eating 12 tacos and drinking a whole bottle of energy drinks.
She facetored at the party by wearing a chicken suit and dancing on the table.
He facetored during his job interview by screaming ‘I am the king of pizza’ and throwing a pie at the boss.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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You’re so out of it you could talk to a wall and it would respond. You do something that’s either completely random or so stupid it makes everyone else look smart.
He facetored by singing opera in the grocery store and throwing apples at the cashier.
She facetored during class by drawing a mustache on the teacher’s face with permanent marker.
They facetored at the concert by jumping on stage and trying to dance with the lead singer.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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You’re so trashed you don’t know up from down. You do something that either makes people laugh or makes them want to run away.
I facetored at the bar and tried to fight a jukebox.
He facetored by wearing a hat made of socks and yelling at the moon.
She facetored during her birthday party by eating a whole cake in one bite and then crying.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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You’re so f***ed up you don’t even know your own name. You do something so weird it either makes people laugh or makes them question their lives.
He facetored by wearing pajamas to work and singing to the printer.
She facetored by painting the ceiling with glitter and shouting ‘I am a star’.
They facetored at the restaurant by throwing spaghetti at the waiter and demanding free dessert.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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