Facetire

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When you or someone else slaps their face against a tire like it owes them money.

I facetired my dad when he yelled at me for eating the last slice of pizza.

My friend facetired herself after she tripped into a tire at the gas station.

I facetired my teacher when he said we had a pop quiz.

You or someone else hits their face with a tire because they're too lazy to explain what's wrong.

I facetired my mom after she said I had to clean my room again.

My brother facetired me when he said I was gonna fail math.

I facetired my friend when he told me he had to work on Saturday.

A tire slaps someone's face so hard it sounds like a swear word.

My dog facetired me when he ran into a tire in the park.

I facetired my little sister when she said I was gonna eat her lunch.

My neighbor facetired me when he yelled at me for mowing his lawn.

When a tire and your face have a fight and your face loses.

I facetired my dad when he said I was gonna get grounded.

My friend facetired her mom when she said she was gonna stop giving her allowance.

I facetired my teacher when he said I was gonna have to do extra homework.

You or someone else faceplants a tire so hard it makes a noise like a swear word.

I facetired my friend when he said I was gonna have to do his homework.

My brother facetired me when he said I was gonna get in trouble.

I facetired my teacher when he said I was gonna have to stay after school.

You or someone else face-slams into a tire like it just insulted them.

I facetired my dad when he said I was gonna get grounded again.

My friend facetired me when she said I was gonna eat her lunch again.

I facetired my teacher when he said I was gonna fail math again.