facetiously derogatory

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Making jokes about serious stuff like your mom’s divorce or your dad’s baldness. It’s like being a kid who laughs at the punchline of a joke that’s way too gross for their age.
Your teacher says, 'I can’t believe you failed the test, I thought you were smart.' You reply, 'Yeah, smart enough to fail.'
Your friend says, 'You look like a raccoon wearing a hat.'
Your boss says, 'Great job! You turned our project into a disaster.'
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Talking down to someone like they’re a toddler who just spilled juice on the floor. It’s mean, it’s loud, and it’s usually said with a smirk.
Your cousin says, 'You're so dumb, you think pizza is a vegetable.'
Your crush says, 'You’re like a dog with a bone, you won’t let go.'
Your mom says, 'If you don’t clean your room, I’ll throw you out.'
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Making fun of someone so hard they feel like they’re being roasted on a grill. It's the kind of teasing that leaves you blushing and wanting to hide.
Your friend says, 'You’re like a potato, you just sit there and do nothing.'
Your teacher says, 'You’re the worst student I’ve ever had, and I’ve had a lot.'
Your dad says, 'You failed again, you’re like a broken toaster.'
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Being so mean you could make a goat cry. It’s like when you make fun of someone so much they feel like they're the punchline of a joke they didn't ask to be in.
Your sister says, 'You’re so ugly, you make the moon look bad.'
Your friend says, 'You’re like a bad movie, it’s just sad.'
Your neighbor says, 'You’re the worst, you're like a broken pencil.'
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Talking to someone like they're a piece of trash. It's the kind of teasing that makes you feel like you're the punchline of a joke that’s way too long and too mean.
Your friend says, 'You’re like a bad joke, no one wants to hear it.'
Your teacher says, 'You’re the worst student I’ve ever had, and I’ve had a lot.'
Your cousin says, 'You’re so dumb, you think a chicken is a bird.'
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