facetiousism

'Why did the chicken cross the road?' 'To get to the other side.' 'Oh my god, that's the most boring answer ever.'

'You're telling me you're still mad about the time I called your mom a cheeseburger?'

'I'm not facetious, I'm just trying to survive this meeting.'

'What's the capital of France?' 'Paris.' 'Oh, you're still going to make me answer that?'

'Why is the sky blue?' 'Because it's not orange.' 'That's the dumbest answer I've ever heard.'

'What do you call a fake noodle?' 'An impasta.' 'You're the worst.'