FaceTime hours

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The hours you spend looking like a raccoon on FaceTime with your lover or the person you're about to fall in love with (starting at 10pm and going wild)

I looked like a raccoon and my face was glowing like a neon sign. Still worth it.

He said I looked like a raccoon. I said, 'I’m a raccoon with a crown.'

I was on FaceTime at 11pm. My face was a disaster. My heart was a mess. My life was a joke.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Time you spend on FaceTime with your lover or the person you're about to make your lover (starting at 10pm and going into the abyss)

I was on FaceTime at 10:30pm. My mom called. I said, 'Tell her I’m dying.'

He was on FaceTime with me at 11pm. He looked like a zombie. I said, 'You’re my zombie now.'

We were on FaceTime at midnight. I was crying. He was laughing. I said, 'You’re a monster.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The time you're on FaceTime with your lover or the person you're about to fall for (starting at 10pm and going into the trash)

We were on FaceTime at 10pm. I was in pajamas. He was in a tuxedo. I said, 'You’re a lunatic.'

I was on FaceTime with my soon-to-be lover at 11pm. I said, 'You're my favorite lunatic.'

I was on FaceTime at 12am. I was tired. I was in love. I was a mess.

by Slangipedia 13d ago