FaceTime Father

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A dad who only shows up on your phone like he’s doing you a favor
Dad: "I’m calling you now, don’t talk to me when I’m busy."
FaceTime rings at 2 AM. It’s my dad. He’s wearing pajamas and a donut."
He FaceTimes me during my lunch break. I scream into my sandwich."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A father who thinks video calls are a luxury, not a curse
Dad: "I’m calling you now, don’t talk to me when I’m busy."
He FaceTimes me during my lunch break. I scream into my sandwich.
He calls me at 7 AM, wearing socks and a shirt from 2003."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A dad who FaceTimes you like he’s giving you a present, not a headache
He calls me at 7 AM, wearing socks and a shirt from 2003.
He FaceTimes me during my lunch break. I scream into my sandwich.
Dad: "I’m calling you now, don’t talk to me when I’m busy."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A father who only shows up on your screen like he’s checking on a prison
He FaceTimes me during my lunch break. I scream into my sandwich.
He calls me at 7 AM, wearing socks and a shirt from 2003.
Dad: "I’m calling you now, don’t talk to me when I’m busy."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A dad who FaceTimes you like you owe him money
Dad: "I’m calling you now, don’t talk to me when I’m busy."
He calls me at 7 AM, wearing socks and a shirt from 2003.
He FaceTimes me during my lunch break. I scream into my sandwich."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A father who shows up on your screen like he’s the boss and you’re the intern
He calls me at 7 AM, wearing socks and a shirt from 2003.
He FaceTimes me during my lunch break. I scream into my sandwich.
Dad: "I’m calling you now, don’t talk to me when I’m busy."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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