facetime facial

1 views · Added 3d ago · 3 definitions

A FaceTime Facial is when some guy calls you on FaceTime at work and goes off like a rocket the second you answer and then disappears like he never existed.

My boss called me on FaceTime and he peed himself in the middle of the meeting.

My ex called me during a Zoom call and blew his load right in front of my boss.

My cousin's boyfriend FaceTimed her during lunch and came like a fire truck.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A FaceTime Facial is when a guy calls you on FaceTime at work and loses it instantly and then vanishes like he was never there.

My neighbor FaceTimed me while I was in the middle of a meeting and he peed his pants.

My friend's boyfriend called her during a video call and he came like a hurricane.

My brother got FaceTimed by his crush and he came so hard he broke his phone.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A FaceTime Facial is when someone calls you on FaceTime during work and goes wild the second you pick up and then disappears like they were never there.

My mom called me during a meeting and she told me her boyfriend came so hard he knocked over a lamp.

My coworker got FaceTimed by his crush and he came like a tornado.

My friend's boss called her on FaceTime and he peed in his pants during a meeting.

by Slangipedia 3d ago