FaceTime date

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Kids are FaceTiming instead of dating because they're too lazy to leave their rooms and too stupid to ask someone out.

Hey, do you wanna FaceTime? I'm too fat to walk outside.

I'm not going out. I'll just Zoom you instead of actually talking to you.

Why do I have to go on a date when I can just stare at my phone all day?

Quarantine made dating easier, but now kids just FaceTime and call it a date because they're too cheap to buy a coffee.

I FaceTimed her instead of going to the café. Saved $5.

I didn't even brush my teeth before my date today.

He FaceTimed me while eating pizza. I'm not impressed.

Kids are FaceTiming instead of dating because they're too lazy, too fat, and too dumb to make a real move.

I FaceTimed her because I didn't want to walk 5 feet.

He called it a date, but it was just me and my dog.

She FaceTimed me while in pajamas. I'm not impressed.