Facetigue

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When your face falls off from looking at your friends' boring Facebook posts. Like you're stuck in a cage with a parrot that only says 'I ate cereal.'
'Another picture of my dog? I've seen this dog in a commercial.'
'This post is less exciting than my grandma's knitting.'
'I'm not even mad. I'm just tired.'
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When your friends post so much garbage on Facebook that you actually consider unfollowing them. It's like being stuck in a never-ending commercial break.
'I just saw my ex's post again. It's like a horror movie.'
'This person posted about their lunch three times. I'm still hungry.'
'I'm not blocking them. I'm just pretending they're not real.'
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