Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A piece of someone’s personality or situation, like a part of a broken mess.

That guy has the worst facetator, he’s half idiot, half drama queen.

Her facetator is like a broken toaster, it’s not working right.

He has three facetators: one is a joker, one is a crybaby, and one is a complete mess.

2

When you smash your face into a table so hard, it feels like your brain is trying to escape.

He did a face-table so hard, the table shook like it was scared.

She face-tabled her teacher after he said the dumbest thing ever.

When the math test was impossible, he face-tabled the whole class.

3

When you are so gay, you love showing off your butt to a big cock.

At the club, he was the biggest facetator, butt out, cock in.

She came to the party just to facetate with the DJ.

He facetated so much, the other guys were jealous.

4

A website where kids post their schedules so they can laugh at each other’s bad classes.

My FaceTable is the worst, I have math, science, and gym all day.

She posted her FaceTable and everyone laughed at her.

FaceTable is just a way to make other people feel worse about their day.

5

A slowpoke, they don’t get it, even when it’s right in front of them.

He’s the worst facetator, he missed the biggest joke ever.

She’s a facetator, she didn’t even notice her dog ate her homework.

He’s a facetator, he didn’t realize he was late for the party.

6

When a group acts crazy during an election, like they’re all on drugs.

The tri-facetnoun was wild, they all screamed and threw things.

During the election, the tri-facetnoun was like a madhouse.

The tri-facetnoun happened again, it was chaos.

7

When you and your friends go to a party and drink so much, you’re like a drunk elephant.

At the party, we facetated so hard, we all threw up.

We went to the party and got waste-faceted, I didn’t even remember my own name.

That party was waste-faceted, we drank until the sun came up.