facetank

Fresh Trending
#boss fight#meat shield#laughing through pain

2 views · Added 4d ago · 6 definitions

1
Facetanking is when you stand like a meat shield in front of the enemy and let them punch you while you laugh because you’re healing yourself or wearing a magical armor that makes you feel like a boss.
I facetanked the whole boss fight and my friend just stood there eating damage like a moron.
He facetanked the fireball like it was a pizza and kept laughing through the burn.
She facetanked the goblin army and still had energy to flirt with the enemy.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
2
Facetanking is when you take all the hits and let the weaklings behind you run away like babies while you’re the tough guy who just shrugs off the damage.
He facetanked the boss and I just ran away like a coward.
She facetanked the dragon and I got a face full of fire.
He facetanked the entire squad and still had time to give me a middle finger.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
3
Facetanking is when you stand in front of the enemy like a fool and let them hit you while you heal yourself like you’re the most important person in the group.
I facetanked the whole battle and my friend just sat there whining about the pain.
He facetanked the boss and then gave me a high-five like I’d done nothing.
She facetanked the enemy and I got the damage like a total idiot.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
4
Facetanking is when you take all the hits and let the squishier people run away like chickens while you just stand there like a meatball ready to be punched.
He facetanked the whole fight and I just ran like a chicken with no head.
I facetanked the enemy and my friend just screamed like a baby.
She facetanked the boss and I got the damage like I was the weakest link.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
5
Facetanking is when you stand in front of the enemy like you’re the strongest and take all the damage like it’s just a slap while the rest of your team hides in the corner.
He facetanked the whole battle and I just hid behind a rock like a scared mouse.
She facetanked the enemy and I got hit like I was the weakest one.
I facetanked the boss and my friend just ran like a coward.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
6
Facetanking is when you let the enemy hit you like you’re a punching bag and heal yourself like you’re a god while the rest of your team just stands there like they’re not even trying.
He facetanked the whole fight and my friend just stood there like a ghost.
She facetanked the boss and I got the damage like I was the dumbest one.
I facetanked the enemy and my team just laughed like I was doing all the work.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
xs