Facetactor

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A human who can't stop watching a Facebook Live show like it's the last meal on Earth.

I'm watching this Facebook Live for 8 hours straight. I'm not even mad I missed my mom's birthday.

This guy is live for 12 hours and still going strong. I'm impressed and also confused.

I tuned in for 2 minutes and now I'm hooked. What even is life?

Someone who lives to watch Facebook Live like it's their religion.

I pray to the Facebook Live gods every morning. It’s my holy work.

I skipped school to watch a Facebook Live. My teacher didn’t even notice.

I watched a Facebook Live so long I forgot to eat. My stomach is now a sacred place.

A human who will watch any Facebook Live show even if it's about a guy talking about his plants.

I watched a guy talk about his plants for 5 hours. I now know more about plants than I ever wanted to.

I tuned in for a 10-minute live and stayed for 3 hours. My life is a disaster.

I watched a Facebook Live about plants and now I’m crying. I didn’t even like plants before.