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When you’re chatting on Facebook and also jacking off to a porn video all at the same time. It’s like your brain is split into two and both are getting high.
'Hey bro, wanna hang out later?' *while watching a guy get spanked on Pornhub*
'I’m so busy right now.' *while watching a shemale blowjob on RedTube*
'I’ll get back to you in a sec.' *while watching a fat guy eat a pie on YouPorn*
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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It’s when you’re talking to someone on Facebook and also watching someone get their pants pulled down by a random stranger on a porn site. You’re doing both at the same time and not caring about either.
'I’m just gonna ignore this conversation.' *while watching a guy get his face fucked on PornHub*
'I’m not even listening to you.' *while watching a woman get spanked on YouPorn*
'You’re not important right now.' *while watching a guy get his ass licked on RedTube*
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you’re in the middle of a Facebook chat and also watching someone get their face covered in cum on a porn site. You’re too busy getting off to care about what they’re saying.
'I’m not even paying attention to you.' *while watching a guy get his face covered in cum on PornHub*
'I’ll reply later.' *while watching a shemale get their face fucked on YouPorn*
'I’m too busy to talk right now.' *while watching a guy get his face licked on RedTube*
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you’re talking to someone on Facebook and also watching a guy get his face eaten on a porn site. You’re so busy watching that you forget you were even talking.
'I was just talking to you.' *while watching a guy get his face eaten on YouPorn*
'I had a conversation going.' *while watching a shemale get their face covered in cum on PornHub*
'I was actually paying attention.' *while watching a guy get his face licked on RedTube*
by Slangipedia 13d ago
5
When you’re typing on Facebook and also watching a porn video. You’re too busy jacking off to even check your messages.
'I’m not even reading my messages.' *while watching a guy get his face fucked on RedTube*
'I’ll reply when I’m done.' *while watching a shemale get their face covered in cum on YouPorn*
'I’m too busy to type right now.' *while watching a guy get his face eaten on PornHub*
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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It’s when you’re in a Facebook chat and also watching a porn video. You’re doing both at the same time and not caring about either. You’re just too busy getting off.
'I’m not even listening to you.' *while watching a guy get his face fucked on YouPorn*
'I’ll get back to you later.' *while watching a shemale get their face covered in cum on PornHub*
'I’m too busy to chat right now.' *while watching a guy get his face eaten on RedTube*
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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