Facesturbating

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When you pretend to be popular on Facebook just so you can feel like you're not completely alone and pathetic.

I got 12 likes on my post about my cat dying. I'm not sad. I'm just facesturbating.

My ex liked my photo. I'm not in love. I'm just facesturbating.

I added 500 bots to my friends list. I'm not cool. I'm just facesturbating.

When you jerk off to someone's Facebook posts like they're your personal porn star.

That post about her breakfast was the best thing I've ever seen. I'm not creepy. I'm just facesturbating.

He commented on my photo. I'm not flattered. I'm just facesturbating.

She tagged me in a post. I'm not friendly. I'm just facesturbating.