Facesturbate

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Faking a big boner just because some Facebook dummy sent you a message.

Hey bro, I just got a message from my ex. She's single. I'm not. I'm in a full-blown facesturbate right now.

My cousin posted a photo of his dog wearing sunglasses. I'm facesturbating so hard I might cry.

I got a message from someone I don't know. They said 'Hey, nice profile pic.' I'm now facesturbating like it's my job.

Using Facebook to jerk off to people you don't even know, but you pretend like you do.

I saw my old teacher's post. I facesturbated so hard I got a cramp in my hand.

My mom's best friend sent me a message. I facesturbated like it was the first time I ever saw her.

I got a message from a guy I met in middle school. I facesturbated so much I almost deleted my account.