Facestruction

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Your face gets torn up like a pizza and then glued back together with duct tape and swear words.

My face looked like a raccoon got into a glue factory. Facestruction at its finest.

I got hit by a bus and a pizza. Facestruction is now my full-time job.

After that fight, my face was a war zone. Facestruction was the only thing that saved me.

Your face goes through a blender and comes out as a smoothie of embarrassment and agony.

My face was a smoothie after that punch. I looked like a fruit explosion.

That slap was so hard, my face went through a blender. Facestruction is real.

After the scream, my face was a smoothie. I had to drink it.

Your face is smashed so bad it needs a second opinion from a doctor and a curse.

My face was smashed so bad, the doctor said I needed a second opinion and a curse.

That punch was so hard, my face got a second opinion and a curse.

After the explosion, my face needed a second opinion and a curse. Facestruction was the reason.

Your face gets rebuilt with pieces of your soul and a few swear words thrown in for good measure.

My face got rebuilt with my soul and a few swear words. That’s what facestruction is.

They rebuilt my face with my soul and some serious cussing. Facestruction was the name of the game.

After the fight, my face got rebuilt with my soul and a bunch of swear words. Facestruction is a real thing.

Your face gets so wrecked it looks like it was run over by a truck and then cursed by a wizard.

My face looked like it was run over by a truck and then cursed by a wizard. That’s facestruction.

After that explosion, my face was run over and cursed. Facestruction was the name of the pain.

That punch wrecked my face like a truck ran over it and a wizard cursed me. Facestruction is for real.