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When you log on to Facebook thinking you’ll just check one post, but then you end up staring at your screen like it’s the last day on Earth and forget about your actual life.

I opened Facebook to reply to my mom, and now I’ve watched 12 reels and posted a status about my cat’s existential crisis.

I was supposed to do my homework, but now I’ve liked 27 photos of my ex’s new dog.

I logged on to Facebook to look up a recipe, and now I’ve joined a group called 'People Who Hate Their Bosses on Mondays.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you go online to do something important, but Facebook comes along like a thief in the night and steals your focus, your time, and your sanity.

I went online to finish my math test, but now I’ve spent 45 minutes arguing with a stranger about the best pizza toppings.

I tried to send my boss an email, but now I’ve posted 7 status updates about my day.

I opened Facebook to look up a movie, but now I’ve joined a group called 'People Who Think They’re Funny.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When Facebook takes over your brain so completely that you forget what you were doing, why you were doing it, and why you even have a brain in the first place.

I was supposed to study for my history test, but now I’ve posted a status about my feelings and sent 3 messages to my cousin’s ex.

I tried to watch a movie, but now I’ve spent 2 hours looking at my ex’s profile and crying in the comments.

I opened Facebook to look up a job, but now I’ve posted 4 selfies and joined a group called 'People Who Hate Their Lives.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When Facebook takes over your life so much that you forget you have a life, and you also forget that you used to have a brain, and you’re now just a sad little human who stares at their phone like it’s the last thing on Earth.

I was supposed to clean my room, but now I’ve spent 2 hours looking at my ex’s new profile picture and crying in the comments.

I tried to call my mom, but now I’ve posted 3 status updates and sent 7 messages to my cousin’s ex.

I opened Facebook to look up a job, but now I’ve joined a group called 'People Who Hate Their Bosses on Mondays.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you open Facebook to do something quick, but then you get so distracted that you forget what you were doing, why you were doing it, and then you just sit there like a confused potato.

I opened Facebook to send my mom a message, but now I’ve watched 10 reels and posted a status about my cat’s existential crisis.

I tried to do my homework, but now I’ve sent 4 messages to my ex and joined a group called 'People Who Hate Their Bosses on Mondays.'

I was supposed to watch a movie, but now I’ve posted 3 selfies and sent 7 messages to my cousin’s ex.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you go on the internet to do something, but Facebook comes in like a bull in a china shop and knocks everything over, including your brain, your schedule, and your dignity.

I tried to finish my math test, but now I’ve spent 45 minutes arguing with a stranger about the best pizza toppings.

I went online to send my boss an email, but now I’ve posted 7 status updates about my day.

I tried to look up a movie, but now I’ve joined a group called 'People Who Think They’re Funny.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago