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You turn into a facebook fag who can't stop thinking of stupid status updates for everything you do, and it takes you forever to come up with something good enough to post.

I ate a sandwich at 3 a. m. and now I have to write a status about it. This is a nightmare.

I walked my dog and now I have to explain it in 140 characters. What even is life?

I drank coffee and now I have to make it sound like a poem. I'm dying.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You're so obsessed with facebook that you waste your whole day coming up with status updates for every single thing you do, and you're too proud to post anything less than perfect.

I brushed my teeth and now I have to write a status about it. It's the end of me.

I sat on the couch and now I have to make it sound like a masterpiece. I'm done.

I watched TV and now I have to write a status. I'm living hell.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You become a facebook freak who spends more time thinking about what to post than actually living your life, and you're too lazy to just post something stupid.

I drank water and now I have to write a status about it. I'm out.

I took a nap and now I have to explain it in 140 characters. I'm doomed.

I opened my eyes and now I have to write a status. What even is this?

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You become a facebook maniac who can't stop thinking of new statuses for everything you do, and you're too proud to post anything less than amazing.

I drank soda and now I have to write a status about it. I'm dead.

I blinked and now I have to make it sound like a story. I'm done for.

I breathed and now I have to write a status. I'm living hell.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You turn into a facebook zombie who can't stop thinking of statuses for everything you do, and you're too tired to post anything less than perfect.

I sat down and now I have to write a status about it. I'm dying.

I yawned and now I have to explain it in 140 characters. I'm done.

I opened my mouth and now I have to write a status. I'm out.

by Slangipedia 14d ago