Facestake

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A stupid choice you make because you feel bad for someone, only to realize they're still a total waste of space.

I accepted my ex's friend request just to be nice. Now he's tagging me in every stupid post.

My cousin asked me to be friends again. I said yes. Now I get 100 messages a day from him.

I took my old bully's friend request out of pity. Now he's commenting on my photos like it's the 2000s.

When you say yes to a friend request just because you remember them, and then you're reminded why you hated them in the first place.

My old math teacher sent me a friend request. I accepted. Now she's messaging me about algebra.

I accepted my childhood enemy's request. Now she's liking all my photos and commenting on my life.

I took my old crush's request just to be polite. Now he's texting me at 2 a. m.

You accept someone on Facebook just because they remind you of the past, and then you're stuck with their nonsense forever.

I accepted my old flame's friend request. Now he's sending me love notes every day.

I took my high school friend's request. Now he's spamming my timeline with memes from 2012.

I said yes to my old nemesis's request. Now she's commenting on my posts and asking why I ignored her for 10 years.