Facesquat

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Stealing a fancy Facebook name like a thief in the night just to look cool and make your friends feel stupid.

I took my ex's Facebook name just to rub it in their face.

My cousin grabbed 'KingOfTheDanceFloor2000' and now I can't log in.

I changed my name to 'DadJokesForLife' and now my kids are mad.

Chatting on someone's Facebook wall like they're not even there, mostly because they're too busy being lazy or raising kids.

My friends keep messaging my mom's wall because she never checks Facebook.

I posted a meme on my teacher's wall at 11pm and no one replied.

I had a 3-hour conversation on my uncle's wall while he was at work.

Squatting over someone's face like a beast while they lay there and try not to scream.

My boyfriend sat on my face like he was doing a sit-up.

She leaned down so hard I thought she was going to kiss me to death.

He was on my face for 10 minutes and I still didn't get a snack.