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Yelling at your wife or kid on Facebook like they're your enemies, right in front of everyone.

My mom posted, 'My son is a total failure. He didn't even graduate.'

My dad wrote, 'My daughter is a mess. She left her kid in a park.'

My sister said, 'My brother is a disgrace. He got fired again.'

Telling everyone on Facebook that your spouse or kid is a disaster, and you're not even trying to hide it.

My brother posted, 'My wife is a train wreck. She stole my phone.'

My mom said, 'My kid is a total idiot. He failed math again.'

My dad wrote, 'My son is a failure. He got arrested.'

Shaming your spouse or kid on Facebook like they're your worst enemy, and you're proud of it.

My sister posted, 'My brother is a total failure. He got fired.'

My mom said, 'My kid is a mess. He left his kid in a park.'

My dad wrote, 'My wife is a train wreck. She stole my phone.'

Using Facebook to trash your spouse or kid in front of all their friends, and you're not even sorry.

My dad posted, 'My son is a total disaster. He got arrested.'

My mom wrote, 'My kid is a mess. He failed math again.'

My brother said, 'My wife is a train wreck. She stole my phone.'

Bragging about how terrible your spouse or kid is on Facebook, like it's your favorite hobby.

My sister said, 'My brother is a total failure. He got fired again.'

My mom posted, 'My kid is a disaster. He left his kid in a park.'

My dad wrote, 'My wife is a train wreck. She stole my phone.'

Telling everyone on Facebook that your spouse or kid is the worst, and you're not even lying.

My brother posted, 'My wife is a total disaster. She stole my phone.'

My mom said, 'My kid is a mess. He failed math again.'

My dad wrote, 'My son is a train wreck. He got arrested.'