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To rely on Facebook and your friends like they’re the only people who ever existed, and they’re the only ones who can tell you what’s going on.

"I know about the fire because my cousin’s ex’s dog posted it."

"My friend’s mom’s second cousin’s tweet is my main news source."

"I got my info from a Facebook post that was from 2015."

When you let your Facebook friends and the Facebook news feed decide what’s important, and everything else is just noise.

"I only know about the election because my aunt’s Facebook story said it was important."

"I thought the world was ending because my friend’s dog posted a crying face."

"I read 12 Facebook posts and still don’t know what happened."

To treat Facebook like it's the Bible, and your friends like they're prophets, all while ignoring the real world.

"My friend’s post said the sky was falling, so I packed my bags."

"I believed the apocalypse was coming because my cousin’s ex said so on Facebook."

"I thought the president was a cat because my friend’s dog said it."

When you let Facebook and your friends decide your entire life, and you don’t even notice you’re being messed with.

"I changed my job because my friend’s mom said it was the best."

"I broke up with my boyfriend because my cousin’s ex said he was a loser."

"I started a new diet because my friend’s dog said it was healthy."

When you let Facebook and your friends be the only people you listen to, even if they’re all high, confused, or just plain wrong.

"I started a new religion because my friend’s mom said it was true."

"I thought the sun was going to disappear because my cousin’s ex said it."

"I wore a hat for a week because my friend’s dog said it was cool."