facesook

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A person who cries over spilled milk and posts about it on Facebook to make everyone feel bad for them. They want likes and pity like it’s going out of style.

'My life is over because my pizza got cold.'

'I failed my math test and now I’m sad forever.'

'No one loves me and I’m gonna die alone.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Someone who whines on Facebook like it’s their job, just so they can feel important and get a bunch of pity from people who don’t even care.

'I’m so sad my dog ate my homework.'

'My hair is bad today and I hate life.'

'No one asked me to be here and I’m crying.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A person who takes their tiny problems and turns them into a Facebook status, hoping everyone will laugh at them or feel bad for them.

'I spilled my coffee and now I’m sad.'

'My phone died and I can’t text my best friend.'

'I got one like on my post and now I’m crying.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Someone who posts on Facebook like it’s a confessional, just so they can vent their nonsense and get people to feel sorry for them.

'I had a bad day and now I’m going to cry.'

'I got a B on my test and now I’m sad.'

'No one talks to me and I’m dying inside.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A person who posts on Facebook to show how sad they are, hoping people will send them gifts, hugs, or just a little bit of hope.

'I’m sad and I don’t know why.'

'I cried and now I’m tired.'

'I got a C and now I’m dying.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Someone who acts like their whole life is falling apart because of a bad day, and they post it on Facebook just to make everyone else feel bad.

'My life is a disaster and I hate everything.'

'I failed and now I’m sad forever.'

'I got dumped and I’m gonna die.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago