Faceslam

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When you delete a friend request like you're erasing a bad memory and hoping they'll never come back to haunt you.

I blocked her after she unfriended me for liking my ex's post.

He deleted my request because I posted a TikTok about his failed business.

She ignored my request for three weeks straight before I finally gave up.

A woman sits on a man’s face like it’s a throne, then drops her ass like a bomb. He’s lucky if he doesn’t pass out from the impact.

She sat on his face so hard he cried like a baby.

He got knocked out during the slam and had to be carried out.

She did it in the hallway during lunch, and everyone heard his scream.

When the popular girls in school sit on your face like it’s a punishment, and then they fart and make you kiss their butt.

She farted in my face and told me to lick her butt.

They sat on my face during gym class and laughed at me.

I had to kiss her butt after she slammed me like a meatball.