faceshot

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1
A line of cocaine. The white stuff you snort like a madman before you start talking nonsense.
I took a face shot and now I think I'm the president.
Snorted the last line and now my nose is screaming.
That face shot was so strong, my mom called the cops.
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When a man sprays his hot goop directly onto another's face like he's trying to blind them.
He gave me a face shot and I’m still blinking like a startled chicken.
My brother face shot my sister during a video game argument.
He face shot me and now I smell like regret.
3
When the willy slips during the big finish and ends up squirting the guy in the face with his own goo. Usually happens when he's lying back like a lazy king.
His willy slipped and face shot him like a royal embarrassment.
He was lying back like a king and got face shot by his own cum.
He face shot himself and now he’s crying like a baby.
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A faceshot: a guy who plays Call of Duty like a toddler, has a 0.5 K/D, and yells at kids like they owe him money. He wears a white hard hat and pushes buttons all day.
That faceshot just yelled at me like I stole his lunch money.
He’s a faceshot and he’s still mad I beat him in a 1v1.
He’s a faceshot who wears a hard hat and pushes buttons like it’s his job.
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