Faceshooter

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A Faceshooter is like a drink that makes your brain feel like it’s been kicked by a donkey. It’s half vodka, half club soda, and it’s usually poured like it’s trying to kill you.

My cousin drank four Faceshooters and now he’s talking to the ceiling.

I tried one and it felt like my mouth was on fire.

My boss drinks them every day and still doesn’t know what he did to his liver.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Faceshooter is a drink that’s so weak it’s basically a cry for help. It’s vodka and soda, and it’s usually served in groups of four because one isn’t enough to get you drunk.

My friends call it the ‘Texas special’ because it’s so bad it deserves its own state.

I drank two and now I feel like I’m being yelled at by a ghost.

My dad drinks them every night and still doesn’t know who he is.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Faceshooter is the drink you order when you’re too cheap to buy real alcohol. It’s like vodka and soda, but it’s served with a twist, probably to make you feel like you’re being insulted.

My mom drinks them and still thinks she’s a tough person.

I had one and now I feel like I was hit by a truck.

My brother drank six and still didn’t shut up.

by Slangipedia 13d ago