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you're so wasted you can't even spell drunk and you're too lazy to care

I tried to say 'I'm so drunk' but it came out 'I'm so dronk' and I just laughed and passed out

I tried to text my mom and sent her 'I'm so dronk and I'm gonna die' and she replied 'I know' and hung up

I tried to say 'I'm so dronk' but it came out 'I'm so dronk' and I just laughed and passed out

posting on facebook from the toilet like it's a badge of honor

I posted 'I'm on the toilet and I'm proud' and got 12 likes

I took a selfie on the toilet and posted it and my friend said 'you look like a monster' and I said 'thank you'

I posted 'I'm on the toilet and I'm winning' and my mom said 'you're not winning' and I said 'I am'

you comment on someone's wall and turn a happy thread into a giant mess of hate

I commented 'you're ugly' on my friend's wall and now it's a giant argument

I said 'you're the worst' and now my friend is mad and everyone is arguing

I wrote 'you're a mess' and now my friend is crying and I feel bad

you're on the toilet and you're using your phone to do stuff and it's like a crime

I was on the toilet and I was scrolling and my mom walked in and said 'what are you doing?'

I was on the toilet and I was texting and my brother said 'you're using your phone on the toilet' and I said 'so?'

I was on the toilet and I was watching videos and my dad said 'you're wasting your life'

you're on a video call while taking a shit and it's the worst thing ever

I was on a video call with my mom and I was taking a shit and she said 'what's wrong?'

I was on a video call with my friend and I was taking a shit and he said 'you look like a monster'

I was on a video call with my dad and I was taking a shit and he said 'you're making me sick'