facesearch

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when you dig through someones social media like a rat in a trash can to find out their secrets

I face searched my ex and found out she’s dating my best friend

He face searched me and saw my 2 a. m. snack tweets

She face searched my dad and found his old gym selfies

the act of peeking at someone’s online life like they’re a criminal and you’re the detective

I face searched my teacher and saw her dancing in her pajamas

He face searched his mom and found out she has a secret TikTok

She face searched her crush and saw he follows a cat page

looking up someone on social media like they owe you money and you’re about to collect

I face searched my friend and found out he follows a pizza place

She face searched me and saw my bad hair day

He face searched his sister and saw her eating cereal for dinner

checking someone’s online profile like they’re hiding something and you’re going to expose them

I face searched my boss and found out he has a dog named Sir Biscuit

She face searched me and saw my middle school selfies

He face searched his girlfriend and found out she follows a gym influencer

when you look up someone on social media like they’re a suspect and you’re the cop

I face searched my neighbor and found out he’s into chess

She face searched me and saw my bad dance moves

He face searched his brother and saw he follows a pizza place