faces of atheism

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The biggest poop party in the history of pooping.
I showed up to the circlejerk and it was just a giant toilet.
They didn’t even need a toilet, just a bunch of people shoving their faces in a pile of poop.
I tried to leave, but the circlejerk pulled me back in like a poop vacuum.
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A group of people who all think they’re the most important person in the room, and they’re all wrong.
They all started talking at once, and it was like a poop explosion.
I tried to explain my theory, but they just laughed and said I was a face of atheism.
They didn’t even listen to me, just kept arguing about who had the biggest face.
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A face of atheism is like a loudmouth who thinks they’re the center of the universe, and they’re not even the main character.
He shouted his theory over the whole circlejerk like he was a rockstar.
She kept interrupting everyone just to talk about her face.
They all cheered for him, but he didn’t even notice because he was too busy talking about his own face.
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A face of atheism is the kind of person who thinks they’re special just because they showed up.
He showed up and immediately started talking about how important he was.
She didn’t even know what atheism was, but she acted like she invented it.
They all cheered for him, but he didn’t even know why.
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The face of atheism is like a loud, smelly, annoying person who thinks they’re the best at everything, and they’re not.
He walked in like he owned the place and started talking about how he was the best at everything.
She smelled like a gym sock and talked about her face nonstop.
They all laughed at him, but he didn’t care because he thought he was the best.
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The face of atheism is the kind of person who thinks they’re the main character in a movie, and they’re not even in the cast.
He walked in like he was the main character of a movie and started talking about his theory.
She kept interrupting the whole circlejerk just to talk about her face.
They all laughed at him, but he thought he was the hero of the story.
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