faceroad

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When you're behind the wheel and your mouth is busy doing a job that should be done in a bedroom

I got pulled over for speeding and my girlfriend was like 'you were distracted by my tongue'

He drove through three red lights just to keep giving her head

My dad’s faceroad skills are legendary, he got a ticket and a creampie

Doing blowjobs to a girl while pretending you're not going to crash into a tree

She said 'just keep going' and I crashed into a mailbox, worth it

He was so busy giving her head he didn’t see the cop car behind him

I did faceroad on the highway and my girlfriend said 'you’re gonna die today'

Putting your mouth where it doesn’t belong while your wheels are still spinning

He did faceroad in the mall parking lot and got a ticket for indecent exposure

She was so busy eating his tongue she didn’t notice the traffic jam

He did faceroad on the highway and ended up in the emergency room