Facerim

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The worst nickname for Facebook when all you see is people bragging about their Skyrim skills like they’re the Dragonborn
'I just killed Alduin in one hit, and you’re still stuck on the first dungeon? You’re weak.'
'Skyrim is better than life. Facebook is just a reminder that people exist.'
'I don’t even use Facebook anymore. I just post my Skyrim achievements in the comments of my own life.'
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When you’re too lazy to close Facebook and too stupid to stop playing Skyrim at the same time
'I opened Facebook, saw a post about dragons, and immediately started fighting a dragon in my head.'
'I was playing Skyrim so hard, I forgot I was on Facebook. My mom called me, and I said, 'I’m busy slaying dragons.''
'I logged into Facebook, saw a post about armor, and immediately ran off to buy a new set of armor in the game.'
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